“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Proof that even FBI agents can come with a sense of style—and smolder! 🔥🕵️♂️👽 Related funny posts 🤝 Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story. You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door. Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow. My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better. Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.