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Well, well, looks like bland is the new bold in the world of 30-something men 🕶️😄 Who knew that monotony could be so scorching hot? 🔥Guess the key to sizzling charisma lies in being as exciting as watching paint dry 😂💼 #DullIsTheNewSexy

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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