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When life cheats you out of a decade and your age is suddenly the best kept secret in sports 😂⚽️🔍
400 Funny age quotes
That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive.
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Every time I scroll, I feel like I'm in a time machine heading back to the prehistoric era! 🦖📜
The older I get, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid-conversation.
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Cats are basically the masters of 'Irish exit' and I think I just unlocked level feline in my social skills! 🐈⬛😂👋
Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?
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Sounds like someone missed the "grow up" memo! 😆📅 #AdultingFail
(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.
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You're basically my time-traveling mini-me! 👶🕰️😂
A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.
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Pretending to be a pirate at the grocery store keeps life spicy! 🏴☠️🛒🙃
Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.
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Oh, you mean "fun" like enjoying a quiet evening with a good book and some chamomile tea? Living on the edge! 📚☕😆
You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.
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Oh no, I've reached my "mature and wise" age level, please stop all that youthful energy before it overwhelms my arthritis 😂🧓✨
Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.
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Guess we swapped berries for taxes and deadlines! 😂🍓📅
Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.
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Middle age: the era of squinting at the remote and politely asking the blender to keep it down 😂🔍🔊