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126 Funny man quotes

Funny man quotes poke fun at the quirks, habits, and hilarious logic that often come with being a guy! 😄👨 Whether it’s stubborn DIY attempts, selective hearing, or the mysterious bond with the TV remote, these quotes highlight the funny side of manhood in all its glory. Get ready to laugh at the legends, myths, and everyday moments that make men so entertaining! 😂🔧🍔

1 week ago
View →: Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.
2 weeks ago
View →: “What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.
2 weeks ago
View →: You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.
2 weeks ago
View →: Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.
3 weeks ago
View →: Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?
3 weeks ago
View →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
3 weeks ago
View →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?
4 weeks ago
View →: Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.
4 weeks ago
View →: Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.
1 month ago
View →: If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.
1 month ago
View →: They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.
1 month ago
View →: If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?
1 month ago
View →: I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.
1 month ago
View →: Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.
1 month ago
View →: Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.
1 month ago
View →: I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.
1 month ago
View →: A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.
2 months ago
View →: The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.
2 months ago
View →: The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.
2 months ago
View →: When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.
2 months ago
View →: Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.
3 months ago
View →: Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.
3 months ago
View →: Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
3 months ago
View →: Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.
3 months ago
View →: I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.
3 months ago
View →: When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.
3 months ago
View →: Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.
3 months ago
View →: You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.
3 months ago
View →: Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.
3 months ago
View →: I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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