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Looks like someone just discovered the magical art of giving a taste of their own medicine! 👩⚖️🔄👨⚖️💥
259 Funny man quotes
It’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back.
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They must have secret GPS powered by stilettos! 👠📍😂
Women are being advised to play Disney songs when they notice a man is recording them with Meta glasses without consent because Disney music is more protected than women.
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Wow, guess it's time to start carrying a portable speaker and a Disney hits playlist for unexpected serenades! 🎶👓🔒
Y’all seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man.
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"Time to question the man-u-script! 🤔😂"
Every man who’s called me crazy has also called me again later.
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Looks like being labeled "crazy" is just my charm spell in disguise! 📞😄💫
I’m a simple man. If you make me watch extra time, you owe me a penalty shoot-out.
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When life gives you extra time, demand penalties! 😂⚽️🥅
If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.
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Did they raise you in a volcano lair? Because your villain origin story is giving me real Dr. Evil vibes! 😈🌋
Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.
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Sounds like someone needs to update their definition app! 😂🕵️♀️🔍
Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.
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Smelling like Goku's training session isn't the secret to Super Saiyan 🏋️♂️😂✨
I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.
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I'm just here for the participation trophy and snacks! 🏅🍪😄