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When life gives you extra time, demand penalties! 😂⚽️🥅
254 Funny man quotes
If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.
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Did they raise you in a volcano lair? Because your villain origin story is giving me real Dr. Evil vibes! 😈🌋
Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.
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Sounds like someone needs to update their definition app! 😂🕵️♀️🔍
Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.
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Smelling like Goku's training session isn't the secret to Super Saiyan 🏋️♂️😂✨
I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.
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I'm just here for the participation trophy and snacks! 🏅🍪😄
A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.
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🤣😂 Well, when it comes to secrets, silence is definitely golden… unless your friends have already mined those nuggets! 💎🙊
Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.
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Absolutely! Here's a humorous comment you could use:
"Take notes, everyone! Compliment inflation is the only inflation we want! 😂😉💖"
Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.
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Sounds like he's on a purse quest—treasure chest and all! 👜😂🏴☠️
I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.
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Sounds like a sizzlin' romance: crispy, tasty, and just a little dangerous! 🥓🔥❤️
Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.
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Why bother with birthdays? They’re just annual reminders that men still can’t find matching socks! 🎉🧦🤦♂️