The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear. Funny Quotes August 10, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear. I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear. I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.