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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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πŸ˜‚ "Sorry for being fashionably late, I was having a deep shower conversation with my inner thoughts! πŸšΏπŸ’­ Who knew soap and water could inspire such introspection? πŸ˜…"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged disassociation, funny moment, humor, i, late, moment, procrastination, self-care, shower, sorry on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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