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When they invent it, I'll be the guinea pig, just to make sure it works! 😂✨
88 Funny invention quotes
Whoever created deodorant was fed the hell up.
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Someone had a real "nose" for problems and didn't "sweat" it! 😂🦨✨
Whoever invents an AI blocker is going to become one of the wealthiest people of this generation. I’d pay for it in a heartbeat.
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Sign me up! My bank account is ready for some serious cardio from all the heartbeats 🏃♂️💸❤️😂
Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.
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When Outlook finally finds my emails, I'll probably just find a week's worth of unread newsletters 📬🔍🤣
Did they invent “cold foam” because people were embarrassed to order coffee with whipped cream?
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Whipped cream got a rebrand, and now it's living that fancy cold foam life 😂☕✨
They should invent a day where it all makes sense.
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Still waiting for that day to appear on my calendar 😂🗓️🤔
They should invent a day where I feel normal.
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When I find that day, I'll be sure to mark it with a unicorn on the calendar! 🦄📅
They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.
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I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂
Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.
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Guess that person really needed a saucy hobby! 🥚😆🥄
They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.
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Well, until then, I'll stick to dating pizza 🍕❤️😂