Commentary:
When your therapist said go for a walk, they didn’t mean through a live-action horror movie set 😂🏚️🌳
19 Funny walks quotes
I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.
Commentary:
Adulting Level: Expert 🧺🥗🚶♂️ #LivingTheDream #FlossLikeABoss 😄
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Commentary:
Guess he was expecting a 'bar-tender' to lift his spirits! 🍻🤣
Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.
Commentary:
Guess those extra steps are really steps to genius! 🚶♂️🧠😄
I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.
Commentary:
Why exercise when you can roller-skate to your next flight? 🛼✈️
Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?
Commentary:
"Guess he's just 'boarding' the ship in style! 🛳️🤣 #PlankExpert #DadsEverywhere"
I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.
Commentary:
"Who needs a Fitbit when you've got a staircase workout program? 🚶♂️🤔 Just remember to take breaks for snacks in between flights! 🍕🍫 #StairmasterStruggles"
I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.
Commentary:
"Who needs a loyal pet when you have a grudge to pamper and cherish? 🐾🌊 Just remember to clean up after it leaves little messes in your mind! 😜"
Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.
Commentary:
"Always make sure to keep the boss guessing 🤔💭… or at least give the illusion that you're contemplating profound matters instead of just daydreaming about lunch 🥪😂. Mastering the art of 'Hmmmm' can take your workplace presence from 'average employee' to 'deep thinker extraordinaire' in no time! 😆 #BossMindGames"
I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.
Commentary:
"Who needs a fitness tracker when your friend selection criteria already includes a built-in speed test? 🏃♂️🚶♀️ Because surviving a nature walk shouldn't turn into a sprinting competition… unless you're up for the challenge! 🌲😄 #FitnessGoals #SpeedTest"