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Turning those personal demons into a delicious, refreshing beverage? 🍋👹 Now that's what I call a creative solution! Just remember to add a dash of sugar and a pinch of optimism to make it extra potent! 😄🍹

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Weddings should have a worst man.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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