The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”