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Turning those personal demons into a delicious, refreshing beverage? 🍋👹 Now that's what I call a creative solution! Just remember to add a dash of sugar and a pinch of optimism to make it extra potent! 😄🍹

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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Getting road rage alone in my house.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

49 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Going viral on Instagram:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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