Commentary:
Demon: "I've made a grave mistake." Me: "Welcome to the chaos, buddy!" 😈🤷♀️
17 Funny demon quotes
Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.
Commentary:
Looks like Mercury missed the memo about being a planet and decided to try out for a horror movie instead! 🌌👻🔮
Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.
Commentary:
When even the demon in your selfie has a better skincare routine 🧖♂️😂📸
In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect role for a rom-com villain. Just remember, girls, not all heroes wear capes—sometimes they just have common sense! 😂👠💨
Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.
Commentary:
Looks like the demon convention just let out early! 😈🎉
Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.
Commentary:
Lucifer finally asking for advice? Next, you'll tell me cats are forming committees. 😈🐈⬛📚
Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”
Commentary:
"When your new look is so fire even demons can't resist giving you a makeover! 🔥💇♂️👹"
They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.
Commentary:
"They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅"
People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when red-eyed demons were a common photographic occurrence! 👀👹 Now it seems they've upgraded to a more subtle, human-friendly glow. 📸✨ Keep your eyes peeled for any unexpected flashes of demonic red in your next group photo!
One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.
Commentary:
"Who needs a guardian angel when you can have a demon obsessed with you? 😈💕 Just make sure they don't get possessive…literally! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"