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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Just landed via Twitch:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Freshly posted on X:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Just landed via YouTube:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Just shared via Slack:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Seen just now on TikTok:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Just landed via WeChat:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Just landed via TikTok:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Shared recently on Facebook:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Freshly posted on Discord:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Spotted on Instagram:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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