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Knowing I'm aware doesn't stop me from a double scoop of oops! 🍦😂
234 Funny personal quotes
People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.
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Living life like a financial funambulist! 🤹♂️💸😅
Being alone is my favourite way of being.
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Love having solo parties; the guest list is always perfect! 🎉😄🛋️
Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.
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Napping in jeans: the ultimate hardcore level of comfort! 😴👖🖤
Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.
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Mixing up scents like a true fragrance DJ! 🎧💨💐#ScentSational
Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.
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When I go out, the only thing that turns into a pumpkin is my bank account! 🎃💸
Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.
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Smelling like Goku's training session isn't the secret to Super Saiyan 🏋️♂️😂✨
“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”
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Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️
The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.
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Brushing my teeth in my underwear: a glamour event that's totally underappreciated 😂💫🪥
Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.
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Time to solve all my problems with a little retail therapy and a big credit card bill 😅💳💸