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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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