65 Funny school quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nostalgia of sick days: where you could time travel from bed straight to the school cafeteria! 🛌⏰🥪

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

  Commentary:
  Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a Lego walk is less painful than reliving those awkward teen years! 😅🦶🧱

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out, you can't fake a cough to call in sick when your boss is on your social media! 🤧🚫📲 #AdultingFails"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

  Commentary:
  🎓😂 "Finally graduated from the endless school spam! Declaring my phone officially valedictorian of freedom! 📱✌️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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  Commentary:
  "Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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  Commentary:
  "When the exam turns into a nature documentary 🎬🦜 because suddenly, every squirrel is more interesting than calculus! 📚➗😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

  Commentary:
  "Back then, sneaking in a phone felt like we were on an undercover mission! 🎒📱😎 #SecretAgentVibes"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

  Commentary:
  "I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the horror of trying to hide your TikTok dances from your parents! 💃👨‍👩‍👧🙈"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️"

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