94 funny school quotes - Wordgag

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

May 27, 2026

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

May 27, 2026

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

May 26, 2026

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

May 26, 2026

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

May 26, 2026

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

May 26, 2026

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

May 26, 2026

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

May 26, 2026

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

May 26, 2026

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

May 25, 2026

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

May 25, 2026

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

May 25, 2026

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

May 25, 2026

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

May 25, 2026

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

May 25, 2026

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

May 25, 2026

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

May 24, 2026

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

May 24, 2026

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

May 24, 2026

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

May 24, 2026

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

May 24, 2026

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

May 24, 2026

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

May 24, 2026

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

May 23, 2026

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

May 23, 2026

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

May 23, 2026

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

May 23, 2026

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

May 23, 2026

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

May 23, 2026

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

May 23, 2026

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

May 23, 2026

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

May 23, 2026

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

May 23, 2026

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

May 23, 2026

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

May 23, 2026

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

May 23, 2026

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

May 23, 2026

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

May 23, 2026

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

May 23, 2026

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

May 23, 2026