I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.