Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
  • The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.
  • I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!
  • Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.
  • That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
  • I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.