Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Commentary:
"Trying not to cheat on your crush who's not even aware of your existence? That's some next level commitment, my friend! πŸ™ˆ Maybe let's focus on getting your crush to notice you first before worrying about flirting mishaps. πŸ˜‚ #CrushInvisibleToCrush"