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Donā€™t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didnā€™t want to come out then and I certainly donā€™t want to now.

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"Sorry, I only attend events by special delivery! šŸ¤£ Avoiding social gatherings like a champ since day one. šŸŽ‰ #BirthStoryOfTheYear"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cesarean, coming, coming out, event, humor, i, introvert, invitation, invite, me, places, reluctance, social, social event, want on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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