I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Commentary:
Oh, so you’re a professional dog ear folder, huh? 📚🐶 That’s some impressive page marking skills you’ve got there! Maybe next time you’ll reach a full-blown literary mutt 😆🐾 #DogEarMaster

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