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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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2 months ago

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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3 months ago

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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2 months ago

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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2 months ago

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

76 shares on Discord this month:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Trending via Facebook:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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