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  • My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
  • I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.
  • I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.
  • “Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.
  • It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.
  • I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.