The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!” Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is. I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor. Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies. I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.
