The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children. Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like those jeans know how to keep the peace at home! 🤣 No chaos, just pure relaxation vibes when 'Relaxed' is the tag! 💁♂️ #ChildfreeFashionista" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is. My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!” I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle. It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.
