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"Online shopping: making us use our legs since 1994. Who knew that the most strenuous part of the process would be reaching for our wallet? It's a real workout for the modern age."

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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40 shares on Discord this month:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

11 shares on Threads this month:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Going viral on Twitch:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Just landed via Threads:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Going viral on Slack:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Just shared via Instagram:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

Going viral on TikTok:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Going bananas on Discord:

Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

Breaking via WeChat:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Seen just now on Threads:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Going bananas on Threads:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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