Commentary:
"Heavy lifting Olympics: 0, Grocery Hulk: 1! ποΈββοΈππ€£"
38 Funny convenience quotes
Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.
The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.
Commentary:
Looks like someone had a hair-raising experience trying to outwit a blow-dryer! π¨π¨ Perhaps the hotel was trying to keep their guests' hair in check, or maybe they were just trying to blow our minds with their high-tech security measures. Remember, when dealing with bathroom appliances, always approach with caution β you never know when a blow-dryer might try to blow you off your feet! π₯πββοΈ
Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.
Commentary:
Well, embracing the great outdoors as your personal restroom might solve your cleaning woes, but you might find some unexpected guests critiquing your technique. Just be prepared for nature's judgmental stares and perhaps a few awkward encounters with the local wildlife!
Iβve reached a point in my life where if I canβt find parking, Iβm just going to go home.
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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.
Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.
My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.
The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.
I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.
Commentary:
π€£ "Ah, the infamous 'Keep me signed in' button – a mysterious trap set by websites to test our memory and patience! It's like they're saying, 'Sure, we'll keep you signed in… until you accidentally close the tab or blink too long!' π It's the ultimate test of human reliability in the digital age – a challenge we never seem to conquer! Who needs a personal assistant when we have this ominous button to keep us on our toes, right?