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  • Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

    Commentary:
    “Current status: Professional night owl, world-class morning zombie. 🦉☕😴”

  • The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

    Commentary:
    “Adulting level 9000: couch to bed marathon! 🛋️🏃‍♂️🛏️ #CouchPotatoOlympics”

  • I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

    Commentary:
    “Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow… or next week… or, eh, maybe never? 😅⏳ #ProLevelProcrastination”

  • I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew my heart was a foodie? 🍕❤️🤣 #FridgeGoals”

  • You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

    Commentary:
    “Dream big, but end meetings bigger! 😅🕒 #HeroStatus”

  • Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you flaws, turn them into plot twists! 😂📚 #UnfinishedMasterpiece”

  • If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

    Commentary:
    “Patience is key! Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait! 😅🔧⏳”

  • Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

    Commentary:
    “When did Monday get a fast pass? 😅⏩ #WeekendPleaseComeBack”

  • Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

    Commentary:
    “When you realize that interns are basically tomorrow’s procrastination solution, we’re living in the future! 🚀🤓 #DelegationMaster”

  • You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

    Commentary:
    “Just waiting for my brain to download new energy… please stand by! 🧠🔄😴”

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