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Trying to set a new world record for the latest bedtime ⏰😴🌕
641 Funny procrastination quotes
You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has books to read.
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Doomscrolling: the ultimate plot twist no book could've prepared me for 📖➡️📱😂
If I were a manager, I’d let my employees goof off and dick around while I sit in the back office and abuse substances.
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Sounds like the perfect business model for a circus! 🎪🤹♀️🍹
It’s amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.
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Never underestimate the cleaning power of "They're 10 minutes away!" 🧹🏃♂️✨
Sometimes, when I get emotionally attached to a show, I don’t watch the last episode so it doesn’t end for me.
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Refusing to say goodbye like a pro, keeping those fictional friends around indefinitely 📺😭🍿
You can just say “okay” when someone tells you to do something and not do it. I learned that from men.
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When someone tells me to adult, I just hit them with an "okay" and continue my Netflix marathon. 😎📺 #LifeHacks
Philosophy majors be like, “I got a thought due tomorrow.”
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Deep thoughts and no deadlines, that's the real existential crisis 😂🧠💭
The clock does this manipulative thing, where it shows a different time every time I look at it.
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Wow, my clock must be best friends with yours—their synchronized conspiracy to confuse me is spot-on! 😆🕰️🔄
My problem is that, as soon as it starts raining, I feel like the day should be canceled.
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Looks like Mother Nature hit snooze on the weather alarm ⏰🌧️😴
Forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lie down.
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Rushing home like I'm late for my appointment with the couch 🛋️⏰💨