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Trying to avoid eye contact with my own reflection during those dark introspection moments 😂📺🖤
631 Funny procrastination quotes
Every day is literally just me distracting myself until the next day.
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Sounds like my plan to procrastinate on procrastination! 🎯😄
Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story, whatsoever.
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This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.
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😂📸 Guilty as charged! My phone's storage is basically a screenshot museum I never visit! 🖼️✨
My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.
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Just sent an email and now I'm ready for a nap and a trophy 🏆😴✉️
The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.
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Wasting time like a pro, unlocking new levels of procrastination! ⏳😂
Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.
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Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy the weekend, here comes Monday creeping in like a ninja! 😅⏳🕵️♂️
Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.
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Same old mistakes: the comfort food of life! 🍕😂🔁
Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.
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When your outfit is too fire for a Monday and needs to marinate until Saturday 🔥😎✨
Not right now. I’m manifesting.
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Channeling my inner wizard, please hold! 🧙♂️✨