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Anime hair in real life? Time to start a pink strand rebellion; brunettes unite in our shared confusion! 😂🎨👩🎤
306 Funny getting quotes
Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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Sounds like a singles retreat with extra steps! 🍹🌧️😆
The older I get, no.
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"The real secret to aging is mastering the art of absolutely nothing. 🧙♂️🚫😂"
I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.
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Clearly confidence levels are breaking all-time records, just like my cringe meter! 🤪📈
Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.
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When you're high and your cat struts in like the CEO of the apartment 😂🐱 "Oh hai, Mr. Whiskers, what's the stock report?!" 📈😹
Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.
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When a ghost decides you're too spooky for them! 👻😂✌️
This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.
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Who needs art classes when you can master the craft of passionate post-game rants? 🎨📞🍻
I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.
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Lost in nostalgia traffic again! Guess I should have brought a GPS! 🗺️😂
Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.
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Instructions that really *stack* up! 😂🧱➕📏
Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.
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Laughing at how even trauma comes with free shipping and a lifetime subscription! 🙃🛒🧠