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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The older I get, no.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The weather is getting hotter, so it’s only right I do the same.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Been getting really into nothing.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Getting road rage alone in my house.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

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