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Funny getting up quotes

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

They’re making me get out of bed.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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