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Funny getting up quotes

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

They’re making me get out of bed.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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