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  • My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.
  • There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.
  • I would like even faster food.
  • Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.
  • Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.
  • Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.