Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTwo mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!” Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.