Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.
  • If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
  • Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
  • Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?
  • It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.
  • Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.