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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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Looks like a classic case of the blame game in the house! 🏠 Somebody is always causing mischief while Nobody takes the fall for it. It's a whodunit comedy starring the dynamic duo of Somebody and Nobody – coming soon to a living room near you! 🔍😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged house, live, nobody, people, somebody on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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