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Toddlers: the ultimate truth-tellers who think 6 a.m. is the perfect time for a dance party! 💃🕺🥱
100 Funny nobody quotes
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
Commentary:
When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.
Commentary:
Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! 🍼😅
Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?
Commentary:
Maybe the cosmos is just shy and waiting for the right moment to drop a killer punchline! 🌌🤫😂
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
Commentary:
Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷
Nobody makes songs about shawty anymore. Where is she?
Commentary:
Shawty probably took a rapcation and is living her best life off the charts!
Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're a puzzle without the box lid for instructions! 🤔🧩
Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.
Commentary:
When a 3-year-old sees a call and thinks, "Ain’t nobody got time for that!" 📱💨😂
Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.
Commentary:
When you've defeated the final boss but the real challenge is getting someone to listen to your epic tale 🎮🤔📢
Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.
Commentary:
Moms have a PhD in pushing buttons 😂👩🎓💥