Commentary:
Moo-d miracles are udder-rated! 🐄🍷🥛
105 Funny nobody quotes
So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo. I should just be able to afford it.
Commentary:
Driving a "Ranger Rovovo": for when you want luxury, but your wallet says "let's get creative" 😂🚗💸
I love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you won’t be able to find a job. Now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.
Commentary:
Job searching is now a beautiful canvas of unemployment for all 😅🖼️🤷♂️
The fact that nobody names their kids Achilles, Menelaus, Agamemnon, or Odysseus these days, but here are tons of Hectors around, says a lot.
Commentary:
Guess all those brave parents took an arrow to the naming knee! 🏹😂
Apple TV might be money laundering. They make amazing, expensive shows, and don’t tell nobody about them.
Commentary:
Sounds like Apple TV is running a secret society of shows 🍏📺✨ Maybe you need to know the secret handshake to get a subscription! 🤔🕵️♂️
Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!
Commentary:
Toddlers: the ultimate truth-tellers who think 6 a.m. is the perfect time for a dance party! 💃🕺🥱
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
Commentary:
When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.
Commentary:
Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! 🍼😅
Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?
Commentary:
Maybe the cosmos is just shy and waiting for the right moment to drop a killer punchline! 🌌🤫😂
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
Commentary:
Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷