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Chasing toddlers with markers should be an Olympic sport! 🏃♂️🎨🤣
248 Funny house quotes
I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.
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Sounds like the ultimate staycation plan: just me, my couch, and no missing snacks. 🍕📺✌️
“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”
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Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️
Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.
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That sounds like the ultimate introvert's dream vacation! 🍄🏡🥣✨
Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.
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True adventure is just going to the grocery store and returning without losing a sock! 🧦😂🏡
The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.
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Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞
Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.
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Just imagine he suggests a couch without 37 decorative pillows 🛋️😱📌
Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.
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Entering my house with drama levels on high? This isn't a soap opera audition! 😂🏡🚫📈
Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.
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When comfort becomes the true fashion statement of the week 😂🩳🏆
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑