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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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Funny house quotes are perfect for those moments when home life gets a little too real! 🏡😂 Whether it’s dealing with the chaos of kids, the never-ending chores, or the quest to find the TV remote, these quotes remind us that the house is often the funniest place to be. Get ready to laugh at the ups and downs of house life! 😆🛋️👀

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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