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Looks like they're gonna need some serious relationship "fin"-damentals! 🐦💕🐠
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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for a rustic coffee shop in the woods with hug-only seating! ☕🌲🤗
ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.
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Master of random skills, professional procrastinator extraordinaire! 🤹♂️🧘♂️📅💥
My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.
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When your therapist said go for a walk, they didn’t mean through a live-action horror movie set 😂🏚️🌳
The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.
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Wishing I could hit snooze on life's alarm clock! 😂⏰💤
You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.
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Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! 🦸♂️📱🔕
Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera.
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I'd pay good money to see their tech support face-off with the "Sorry, something went wrong" banner!
I plan to live forever. So far, so good.
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Looks like immortality is on track; just another few millennia to go!
If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!
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Living for the puns! 🐭 If a mouse makes it to Moscow, does that make them Mouse-co-politan? 😂🧀🌍
How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.
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Sounds like you’ve discovered the true meaning of "stuck in bed 😂❤️🛌."