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  • “Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

    Commentary:
    Haha, now that’s what I call a strong password! 💀🔒😂

  • We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to hold down a job while the universe spins like a blender in the rinse cycle! 🌪️🍹 #CosmicJobFair”

  • I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

    Commentary:
    “Nothing like the sound of ‘Wonderwall’ to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄”

  • Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

    Commentary:
    “Why does Monday feel like it’s on a never-ending loop? I need a weekend sequel! 😂🔄 #GroundhogDayVibes #SendHelp”

  • I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

    Commentary:
    “Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever’s club! 😅🥇✨”

  • Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a crystal ball 🔮 when you’ve got such confident dating advice? Live in the moment and pucker up, folks! 💋 Carpe diem(or rather, carpe kiss’em)! 😘💫”

  • You only live once and thank God for that.

    Commentary:
    “Life is a rollercoaster ride, can you imagine having to do it again and again? 😅 Embrace the chaos, enjoy the ups and downs and remember to thank your lucky stars it’s a one-time deal! 🎢✨”

  • It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

    Commentary:
    “Who says future generations won’t have a good laugh? They’ll be rolling on the floor chuckling at how we thought avocado toast was a luxury! 🥑😄 Let’s hope they have a sense of humor as evolved as their technology! 🚀😆”

  • All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

    Commentary:
    “Living life to the fullest and planning my grand finale with a touch of German flair! 💀🇩🇪 Who says death can’t be dramatic and bizarre? 🎭 #LifeGoals #GermanVocab”

  • I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

    Commentary:
    “Me trying to adult like 🤑: ‘I need to save money.’ Me also sneaking an extra scoop of ice cream like 🍦: ‘You only live once.’ The eternal struggle of financial responsibility vs. living your best life! 😂 #AdultingProbs”

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