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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

Making waves on Facebook:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Going viral on Twitch:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

1 month ago

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

1 month ago
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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

3 months ago
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Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

3 months ago
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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

1 month ago
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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

1 month ago
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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

1 month ago
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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Just landed via Discord:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Going viral on Instagram:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Spotted on Twitch:

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

Going viral on Messenger:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Drilling for oil is well boring.

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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