Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.
  • I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?
  • The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?
  • “Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.
  • Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.
  • Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.