30 funny grammar quotes - Wordgag

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

May 21, 2026

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

May 20, 2026

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

May 20, 2026

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

May 20, 2026

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

May 19, 2026

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

May 19, 2026

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

May 19, 2026

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

May 19, 2026

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Mar 31, 2026

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Mar 31, 2026

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Mar 31, 2026

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Mar 30, 2026

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Mar 30, 2026

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Mar 30, 2026

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Mar 29, 2026

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Mar 28, 2026

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Mar 28, 2026

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Mar 28, 2026

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Mar 28, 2026

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Mar 28, 2026

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Mar 27, 2026

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Mar 27, 2026

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Mar 27, 2026

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Mar 27, 2026

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Mar 26, 2026

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Mar 26, 2026

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Mar 25, 2026

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Mar 25, 2026

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Mar 25, 2026

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Mar 24, 2026