84 Funny language quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: “I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

  Commentary:
  I knew my thesaurus addiction would eventually pay off! 📚😅 #WhyUseGPTWhenYouHaveJargon

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  1 day ago

  Share →: The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

  Commentary:
  I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

  Commentary:
  When grammar goes rogue, you're just one apostrophe away from an existential crisis! 💩📚😅

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

  Commentary:
  Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" 📞😅 #LostInTranslation

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  3 days ago

  Share →: So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

  Commentary:
  When life gives you telemarketers, give them a taste of their own menu! 🤣☎️ Press 1 for a good laugh!

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

  Commentary:
  "Pancakes are the only acceptable breakfast discourse! 🥞😂 But seriously, where's the waffle outrage committee when you need 'em? 🤷‍♂️ #BreakfastDebates"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

  Commentary:
  "Just told my friend I was 'groovy' and they asked what kind of record player I own. Guess I'm taking my time machine back to the '70s! 😂🕺📻"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, we need to start a movement for 'tipfingering'—imagine the potential for dramatic exits! 👋🤣🦶"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

  Commentary:
  "When your bilingual skills impress the cat into speaking English, but he's still one step ahead! 🐱🗣️😂 #FluentInFeline"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

  Commentary:
  "When you think you're sliding into third base, but it turns out you're just passing out on the couch! 😂😴 #SleepIsTheRealMVP"

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