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With all due respect, this comment contains precisely the amount of respect you've earned: 🍪👉🕳️ #NoneRespec-tacular!
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Love putting “the” in front of band names that don’t need it.
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This is how I confidently tell my friends about *The Coldplay* and *The Imagine Dragons* 🎸🎤😂
Why is Dick van Dyke an acceptable name, but Pussy van Faggot isn’t?
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Dick van Dyke rolled a pun while Pussy van Faggot was benched for foul play ⚽😹
It’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot, and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary.
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It's like being a contagiously charming word ninja! 🥷💬😂
I love googling the definition of a word and seeing that I used it correctly.
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Brain cells for the win! 🧠🎉 #SmartCookie
Newish parents: teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilarity.
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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
I’m trying to be less condescending. I bet you don’t even know what that means.
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Who knew being less condescending could be such an uphill struggle? It's like trying to explain quantum physics to my coffee machine. 🤔☕️
Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.
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Feeling "peaked" about this correction? Join the club—I thought it involved mountain climbing! 😂📚🏔️
“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.
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Yeah no, "Yeah no" is my kinda multitasking! 😂🤔🙅♂️
Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.
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Can confirm! My brain cells take a vacation every time I read a "there, their, they're" debate! 🧠✈️😂