Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.
  • If you like water, you already like 72% of me.
  • Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.
  • Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.
  • The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?
  • There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.