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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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2 months ago

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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5 months ago

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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

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3 months ago

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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2 months ago

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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2 months ago

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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2 months ago

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54 shares on TikTok this month:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

13 shares on Threads this month:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

30 shares on Threads this month:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Just landed via Reddit:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

Spotted on Threads:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Making waves on Threads:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Breaking via Snapchat:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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