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Why go outside when you can explore the wilderness of your living room for free? 🏞️💸😄
34 Funny expense quotes
I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.
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Trying to bury us in debt even after we’re dead! 💀🤣🤑
Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.
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Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸
Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.
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Sounds like my wallet after a shopping spree! 💸💉😂
Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.
Commentary:
Sounds like the kind of hangover that could make coffee delivery seem like an Olympic sport! 🚴♂️🥯☕️
Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.
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Here's my wallet crying… must be married! 💸😂🔔
I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)
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I'm trying to adult, but my inner baby keeps maxing out my snack budget! 🍩🍼💸
I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.
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"100% agree! If only the universe came with a suggestion box for these very reasonable requests! 🐾💸🍰🤦♂️"
“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”
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Feels like my wallet and the weather are having a heated argument! 💸🔥
It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.
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Glad I'm not getting charged rent for living in my own head… yet! 😂💸💭