Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Instant karma: the universe's version of rapid delivery! 🚚✨🙌 Related funny posts 🤝 I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday. If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt. Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord. Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull. If I were karma, I’d watch my back.