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When you're high and your cat struts in like the CEO of the apartment 😂🐱 "Oh hai, Mr. Whiskers, what's the stock report?!" 📈😹
22 Funny awesome quotes
Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.
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Guess it takes a lot of rest to make those important non-decisions! 😂🛌🏛️
My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.
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Awkwardness level: Jedi Master unlocked! 🧘♂️🤔✨
New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.
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"NYC: Where you pay gourmet prices for scrambled eggs and a side of existential crisis 🍳💸🥶"
New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.
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New year, same awesome me! Why mess with perfection? 😎✨
Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!
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Love those winter time blackouts! Where else can you binge-watch guilt-free and feel like a time traveler? 🍿🕰️🌌
Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.
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Wish I could order one on Amazon Prime—same-day delivery, please! 🧠📦😂
Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.
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Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗
I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.
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Leveling up to 'Human Espresso' status! ☕🚀😎
Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.
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"Google AI: Saving the planet one malfunction at a time! 🌍💥🤖"