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I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

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5 months ago

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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2 months ago

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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2 months ago

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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2 months ago

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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2 months ago

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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2 months ago

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29 shares on WeChat this month:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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Just landed via Slack:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Going viral on Facebook:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Just landed via YouTube:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Just shared via YouTube:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Spotted on Pinterest:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Just shared via X:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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