Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.
  • Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.
  • Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.
  • The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.