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Turning my cactus into a therapist 🌵🤖 "Tell me all your problems, I'm all ears… and spikes!"
68 Funny listen quotes
The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.
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That alarm sound is like a mini heart attack waiting to happen! 😂🔔⏰ Who needs coffee when you have an iPhone alarm?
Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?
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When your swag has its own volume control 😎🔊🙉
I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.
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Looks like even Google knows I'm dedicated to freestyle life choices 🤷♂️💻🤣
Old people won’t listen to you, but will trust a scam caller with their whole chest.
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The ultimate trust exercise: can you get Nana to ignore the person on the phone claiming she won a free cruise?
Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.
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This is me pretending I'm the star of a music video, making every detour worth it! 🎶🚗🎤✨
Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?
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Sign me up for the "Professional Floor Lounger and Music Critic" position! 🎧🛋️😆
Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.
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Sounds like Santa's workshop is dropping some serious holiday beats! 🎅🎶🎁
Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.
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Trying to keep my work-life balance intact, so my phone only accepts dog pictures and pizza delivery apps 📱🐶🍕!
After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.
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If my bookshelves could talk, they'd say I'm shelf-centered and proud! 📚🤣🔇