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That's one way to let off steam! 💨😂
22 Funny fart quotes
Farted in yoga, and the instructor called it a powerful release.
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When your yoga class turns into an unexpected guided meditation on gas relief 🧘♂️💨😂
Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.
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Farting: the sneeze of the south with no blessing in sight! 💨😂
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
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Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣
I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.
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When your body decides to multitask 😂📸 #ScreenshotLife
You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.
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"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"
Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!
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"Just when I thought the bar scene couldn't get any gassier! 🍻💨 #FartenderLife"
Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.
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"When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"
I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.
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"Let 'em rip! No need to let those fart jokes ferment any longer! 💨😂"
Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.
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😆 "Can you imagine a world where you can't stop yourself from farting, just because someone across the room let one rip? Talk about a domino effect of epic proportions! 💨💨💨 Now that would be a real gas! 🤣"