Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I should've asked Santa for a financial advisor instead of toys! π π°π Related funny posts π€ What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys. Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money. Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house. If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why donβt we put them in charge of more stuff?