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"You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo. 💁‍♀️💥 Who knew a tiny piece of plastic could pack so much intimidation factor! 📸 #FearlessSelfie"

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43 shares on Reddit this month:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

47 shares on X this month:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

16 shares on Twitch this month:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

79 shares on Slack this month:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Freshly posted on Threads:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

Keep the laugh going 😂

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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