You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”. There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo. Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head. Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.