38 funny photo quotes - Wordgag

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

May 23, 2026

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

May 23, 2026

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

May 23, 2026

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

May 22, 2026

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

May 22, 2026

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

May 21, 2026

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

May 21, 2026

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

May 20, 2026

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

May 20, 2026

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

May 20, 2026

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

May 20, 2026

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

May 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

May 20, 2026

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

May 20, 2026

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

May 20, 2026

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

May 19, 2026

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

May 19, 2026

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

May 19, 2026

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

May 19, 2026

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

May 19, 2026

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

May 18, 2026

People text you when you look good in photos.

May 6, 2026

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

Apr 1, 2026

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Apr 1, 2026

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

Apr 1, 2026

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Apr 1, 2026

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

Mar 31, 2026

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Mar 31, 2026

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Mar 31, 2026

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Mar 31, 2026

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Mar 31, 2026

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Mar 30, 2026

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Mar 29, 2026

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Mar 29, 2026

A selfie only a mother could like.

Mar 29, 2026

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Mar 29, 2026

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Mar 29, 2026

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Mar 27, 2026