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Finally, a cookbook that tells the *whole* truth… and the truth is, I'm ordering pizza! 🍕🧽🙈
38 Funny photo quotes
Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.
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When you don't know what to do with your hands in photos, join a gang, or just hold a taco! 🌮🤘😎
People text you when you look good in photos.
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When your inbox is empty, you start to wonder if your camera is in witness protection 😂📷✨
It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
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Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆
My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.
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Looks like sis's boyfriend is in the official "probation perimeter" of the family photos! 😂📸✂️
If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.
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When war meets Instagram: Mission accomplished, but first, let's get that perfect moody shot. 📸😎💣
Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.
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A man posting relationship pics? That's like spotting a unicorn in the wild! 🦄📸
Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”
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Time really flies when you're waiting in line! ⏳😅📬
You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.
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Guess the bunnies finally hopped off to photobomb elsewhere! 🐰📸😄
Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.
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Magic like that must come with a toilet wand and a splash of confidence 💩✨📸