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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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