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Sounds like the perfect holiday playlist: Mariah's jingles followed by Shakira's jingles! 🎶⚽🎄
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One firework is enough to get the point across.
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Looks like we’re sticking to the ‘less boom, more wow’ philosophy! 🎇😅
Concerts will have you staring at the taller person in front of you, wondering why they were born.
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Relatable concert struggles: when you paid for a view of the stage but got someone's scalp instead 🎤😂👀
I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.
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🤔👻 "Probably! Remember the great 'Coffee Spill of '09'? Now *that* was terrifying!" ☕😱
Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.
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When even Mother Earth wants to shake things up during your downtime! 🌍🛌😂
Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.
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Packing boxes and hunting for lost socks: a true horror movie disguised as moving day! 📦🧦😱
I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.
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Looks like my laundry pile just declared itself an independent nation! 🧺😅🌍
Finally, we’re living through precedented times.
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Breaking news: We're rewriting history in boring detail! 📰😄
Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.
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Sounds like our plans are getting a party upgrade! Too bad I'm switching to ghost mode 👻🎉
I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.
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Finally, a benefit of adulting: mastering the art of tactical family event evasions! 🚪🚶♂️👋😄