34 funny test quotes - Wordgag

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

May 21, 2026

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

May 21, 2026

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

May 20, 2026

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

May 20, 2026

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

May 20, 2026

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

May 20, 2026

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

May 19, 2026

Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

Apr 1, 2026

My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

Apr 1, 2026

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Mar 31, 2026

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

Mar 31, 2026

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Mar 31, 2026

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Mar 31, 2026

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Mar 30, 2026

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Mar 30, 2026

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Mar 30, 2026

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Mar 28, 2026

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Mar 28, 2026

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Mar 28, 2026

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Mar 28, 2026

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Mar 27, 2026

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Mar 27, 2026

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Mar 27, 2026

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Mar 26, 2026

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Mar 26, 2026

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Mar 26, 2026

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Mar 26, 2026

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Mar 26, 2026

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Mar 26, 2026

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

Mar 26, 2026

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Mar 25, 2026

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Mar 25, 2026

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Mar 25, 2026