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Well, at least now I know what a psychological profile looks like in the form of a hairstyle! 💇♂️🔍😂
34 Funny test quotes
My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.
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Lemonade connoisseur in pursuit of the perfect sip, or just thirsty for punishment? 🍋😂
Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.
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Bruh, even Shakespeare would be like "What's up?" 😂📚
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.
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Why does my brain play hide and seek whenever I'm trying to impress someone? 🤔🤦♂️💡
If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.
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I'm no math whiz, but even I know that's a lot of failed tests! 📚🤓💸
Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.
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That's why my only drug is caffeine… unfortunately, my test results say 'over-caffeinated' 🙃☕
I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.
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Testing patience: 80% annoyance, 20% charisma 😂💃🤷♂️
Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.
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"When 'Who's your daddy?' takes a plot twist! 😅🍼 #UnexpectedPositivity"
I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”
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"Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"
Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.
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"When your halo is just as fragile as your alibi 😇👀"