I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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Ah, a classic case of mid-life amnesia 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️! As we age, the struggle shifts from fulfilling our dreams to trying to recall what those dreams were in the first place. It’s like playing a game of memory with our own ambitions 😂!

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