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  • When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.
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  • If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
  • Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.
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