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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I had too much to think last night.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

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