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Anime hair in real life? Time to start a pink strand rebellion; brunettes unite in our shared confusion! 😂🎨👩🎤
265 Funny much quotes
I had too much to think last night.
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Sounds like a brain hangover! 🍳🤯💭
Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.
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Haunting level: professional! I'm here… sometimes. 👻💌
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.
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Guess I'm just trying to reach 'full charge' like my phone, but instead I’m vibrating more than it ever does! ☕🔋😅
I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.
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Ah, the secret to unlocking happiness: Russian nesting dolls and Tupperware parties! 🎁😂
I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.
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Sounds like your inner monologue needs a lesson in hospitality! 🧠🤨🍵
Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.
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Can't wait for that top-tier disappointment! 🤣💔🙌
I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.
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"I've watched so much 'Law and Order' that my remote control is now a key suspect! 🕵️♂️🔍📺"
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
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When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.
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Brushing my teeth in my underwear: a glamour event that's totally underappreciated 😂💫🪥