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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much ā€œpenetration in the backfieldā€ for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

ā€œBe the bigger personā€ sounds too much like ā€œaccept the disrespectā€.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Bands are always like ā€œhere’s another songā€. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering ā€œusually an hourā€ wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself ā€œwhat would Batman do?ā€ gets me in too much trouble.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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