Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.
  • Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.
  • If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.
  • Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!
  • Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
  • Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.