Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your bed becomes a personal version of Tetris! ποΈπ΄π Related funny posts π€ Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer. Dear women, when youβre not around we load the dishwasher properly. Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are? Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself. I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.